i've got a guest blogger with me tonight...since my hunny bunny knows this story first hand he's gonna help me write it...so one of my best friends...i'll call him el guero...he tells me this crazy story...now normally when people say "this happened to a friend of mine" they're really telling a story about themselves...this is NOT one of those times...so he tells me that one night he's in bed with his wife...i'll call her la guera...they're busy getting it on and at one point he tells her that he wants to fart in her face...she keeps telling him no, no, no (just like that skank whore amy winehouse in her rehab song)...but la guera is not a skank whore...just to clear that up....el guero finally just decides to mount her and fart...however, he doesn't fart...(here is where my hunny bunny takes over on the blog...)...he bears down and pops a hot steamy deuce right on her forehead. Now la guera starts to scream 'cuz it's hot and it starts to burn. (El guero can't get enough of those habaneros)
Anyway he swears he only meant to fart. I, in the interest of impartial opinions sought out the average man on the street to ask what they thought. I was repulsed and swore never to get drunk in el Guero's casa. I retold this vile tale to the shock and horror of my coworkers. Their reactions, aside from the disgust, was they all thought el guero was planning to pinch one off on the wife's head. I know that as an adult you KNOW when you have one in the chamber. I guess asking to crap on you can lead to an awkward moment in bed so just ask to fart on her and say "it slipped" sorry baby. Yeah that's the ticket. It just shot out by mistake.
that's all we got!!!
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