Saturday, May 3, 2008

pink floyd concert

first of all i don't really know pink floyd's music...i know two songs "money" and "we don't need no education"...u know what song i'm talking about...i go to the concert with my husband and 3 of his nerd buddies from work(glen, robbie and damon)...no mystery there why these 3 guys do not have girlfriends...but i'll get back to that...so there's this sea of hippies and stoners all around me...a continuous stream of smoke hangs steady in the air throughout the night...at one point robbie asks me if i want some mushrooms...i'm thinking damn dude we just ate at the burger joint...he then brings out this thing wrapped in what looks like white gauze and tries to hand it to me...i give him a look of disdain because he brings it out of his pockets...if you saw the hideous clothes this guy was wearing you would understand...he looked straight up like a drug dealer and he had dreds...did i mention robbie is white...um!...since i've never seen such a thing "mushrooms" i tell him no thank u only to see glen just about snatch it out of robbie's hands and start chewing it up...i think i threw up a little in my mouth...so they're eating mushrooms and the smoke is really heavy and a good hour goes by before i recognize one song "money"...the concert was fun and they get done singing and there's no "education" song...it was the encore song...so let me just tell u there is nothing more disturbing than seeing 50 year olds hollering "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION"...what a bunch of freaks...so that song came out when i was in jr high...the dukes of hazaards was a big show during that time...so i used to think the song said "we don't need no education...the dukes of hazaards in the classroom"...oh, well...back to the nerds they had no problem burping or farting in front of me and robbie smelled so foul i swear he's never been introduced to deoderant...that's all i got!

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