IT'S NOT THE CHICKEN ASSHOLE

i work with this asshole that i will refer to as princess...why?...because he's a bitch...today was jr's last day in facilities cuz he's only here on a detail...so, we take him out to lunch...however, when princess comes around he asks me can he go to lunch with us...i say "no!"...now i've already told this asshole in the past he can't come to lunch with me because he's a complete fucking wreck when it comes to table manners and any kind of manners in general...he treats the wait staff like shit and he makes a complete fucking mess of the table with his nastee habits...what habits are those?...well for starters he likes to make lemonade by axing for a glass of water and a bowl of lemons...he then proceeds to squeeze these lemons into the water the whole time making a complete mess at the table...he just about washes his hands in the water...then, he's got a shit load of napkins strewn about where's he's wiped his nastee hands...and guess what he ALWAYS orders a chicken dish and it's NEVER made to his satisfaction...he starts poking the chicken with his fingers and he sends his dish back EVERY time...when this guy was new to the team he had to shadow me on my projects...i would cringe with embarrassment every time we had to eat because he would make a complete ass of himself in public...well, now he's no longer having to shadow me so i no longer have to put up with his bullshit...i always tell him the truth, not just what's convenient...he knows good and well why he can't come to lunch with me...however, this dick tells the new guy "oh, she doesn't want me to go to lunch because she doesn't like the way i order my food"...are you fucking serious!...i would be okay if he just told the wait staff "hey i like my chicken well done"...but the array of bullshit he brings to the table is just way to much to take...if i haven't already said so i despise this asshole...he's a complete idiot and just about once a week he asks folks how do you spell...(insert any fucking word in the dictionary here ----) and trust me i've axed him many times do you have spell check on your computer...so, it's not the chicken asshole...it's your fucking rude manners and annoying ways that keeps you from being invited to lunch...and just for the record i know ask is not spelled axe and that nastee is spelled nasty...i would hate for someone to think i was an idiot hee-hee...that's all i've got!