Monday, May 5, 2008

OKC

saturday was spent driving my mom to OKC with norma...so crack baby norma was all over my XM radio...as anyone who's been in the car with me for any amount of time knows i can't stand for the radio to be on one station for very long...so, norma was my dj and i kept hollering "DJ" every time i wanted her to change the station...so she gives off this air of being a no nonsense kinda gal...um! who knew she was such a big softie...there's a channel called "sunny" and she kept going back to it because it had music like air supply, james taylor, fleetwood mac...pretty much any guy who doesn't have a set of balls is on that station...who knew norma was such a big pussy when it comes to love songs...that was a real eye opener...i shall now turn my focus to my absolutely obnoxious sister janey...that fucker goes on and on from subject to subject without taking a breath and without letting anyone comment on anything...at one point she axed me "how is jacob holding up"...i'm thinking from what bitch because now i'm his stepmonster...gggrrrr....how is he holding up...what the fuck does that even mean!...at one point i really just wanted to hit her...i took another swig of bourbon and kept right on ignoring her...oh and the kicker she's got this huge gut okay and she's wearing this fucked up shirt that says "original designated hottie"...in her fucking dreams!...of course i took a picture of her in that shirt and if i could figure out how to post it on here i would...now that i've found an outlet for my rants i plan to just let 'er rip on this site hee-hee...that's all i've got!

1 comment:

B@RB!E pUg LuVr said...

Ok so hows Jacob holding up? :)